Top 10 list:
Island life

D’oh!Posted
by Gala Thu,
December 10, 2009 17:46:39

Top 10 good things about living in
Khunfoonadhu Baa Atoll

10 I don’t have to cook, do
dishes or think what to make for dinner

9 Don’t have to do laundry or
iron clothes

8 Never worry about what to wear

7 No traffic jams

6 Bad hair days go totally
unnoticed

5 Girls are always considered
gorgeous… regardless! (Island population: 367 males vs 20 females)

4 I get to enjoy paradise,
snoozing on a hammock on my days off

3 ZERO (null, nichst, cero,
nada, pas de tout) risk of pregnancy and other such scares

2 No dog poo to step –or slide-
on

1 Most locals are so slow at
work, I am like Speedy Gonzalez! (Andele! Andele!)

By George, I think
she’s got it!

D’oh!Posted
by Gala Sun,
December 06, 2009 18:23:18
It is not hidden longing, awkward shyness, repressed feelings or burning desire
kept secret from you.
Nothing to do with fear nor insecurity.
Not about time difference, good timing, bad timing, right time, wrong time,
free time, no time.

I’m sorry for being curt: a blind man could see that…

Girlfriend, he is just NOT into you!